Friday, February 29, 2008

Review: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

In the summer of 2006, the Lake Superior Theatre in Marquette, Michigan, presented the musical comedy, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. Carol and I recently had the opportunity to watch a DVD of the show.

"Based on the comedies of the ancient Roman playwright Plautus, it tells the story of a slave named Pseudolus and his attempts to win his freedom by encouraging the romance between his master's son Hero and a young virgin named Philia who is owned by Marcus Lycus, a dealer in courtesans, and promised to a swaggering soldier named Miles Gloriosus. The humor is broad and bawdy and fast-paced."
If you've never seen Forum and you enjoy musical theatre, do yourself a big favor and catch a local show some time. Forum is a very funny farce written by Burt Shevelove and Larry Gelbart (who would go on to help create the TV show M*A*S*H), with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim. Much of the humor in the play hearkens back to vaudeville routines. The music is fun and boisterous.

The Lake Superior Theatre production faced a large challenge in that while the show requires only one set, three houses on an open courtyard, there is a large cast of players constantly moving back and forth (and even up and down on occasion), straining the small stage to its limits. To be sure, a few bits, including the classic "left-right-left-right" marching joke were strangled by the size of the stage, but that they were able to pull off this show in an operational boathouse is pretty amazing.

With most local theatre, the cast can be hit or miss. To my happy surprise, the cast was almost universally good, with a few standouts. And, again almost without exception, the vocal talents of the cast were excellent.

Hero and Philia, played by Tony Pruett and Emily Muscoe, respectively, were young, cute and vulnerable. While critical to the plot, these roles are mostly played straight and are usually thankless. Both Pruett and Muscoe were fresh and enjoyable.

Undoubtedly, the most difficult role is that of the hysterical head slave, Hysterium. An actor really has to give his all to the role or risk coming across as half-baked or ironically detached. Brian Elliott did an excellent job of constant befrazzlement and the audience clearly enjoyed his energetic performance. His interactions with Pseudolus, especially, were very funny.

The most unusual casting choice was Gary Morse as the uber-Roman-warrior, Miles Gloriosus. Usually the role is played by some huge football-player type who struts across the stage oozing utter strength and arrogance. By the looks of the cast, no one of that body type was available. Morse, an older balding gentleman, did convey a certain measure of command and it was reasonably easy to imagine him as an aging Roman general. Unfortunately, while his singing voice was good, he didn't quite have the pure volume and "boom" needed for the role. I'd be really interested in seeing him in a different role in another show.

Finally, there is the heart and soul of the show, the yearning-to-be-free slave, Pseudolus, played by Jeff Spencer. Of large girth and larger heart, Pseudolus must be conniving yet sympathetic, the center around which the madness of the show turns. If Pseudolus isn't played well, the structure falls apart and chaos ensues.

Spencer was more than equal to the task. Spencer's energy, excellent comic timing and great singing voice kept the show focused, moving, and very funny. As it should be, his was easily the best performance in the show. He was a delight every time he was on stage. (Hmm, let me see if I can gay that down a bit. How about, Jeff was awesome? Yeah, that worked.)

If you live in Marquette, Michigan, about two years ago, this is a must-see show!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Let's see "alternative medicine" do this!

Holy cow. A blind man now can see.
Bob McNichol, 57, from County Mayo in the west of the country, lost his sight in a freak accident when red-hot liquid aluminium exploded at a re-cycling business in November 2005.
First of all. Ouch.
The technique, pioneered in Italy in the 1960s, involves creating a support for an artificial cornea from the patient's own tooth and the surrounding bone.

The procedure used on McNichol involved his son Robert, 23, donating a tooth, its root and part of the jaw.

McNichol's right eye socket was rebuilt, part of the tooth inserted and a lens inserted in a hole drilled in the tooth.
And now he can see. Amazing. Incredible.

"Escape from New York" not looking so absurd, now, is it?

What the heck is wrong with the United States?

More than 1% of American adults are in prison
With more than 2.3 million people behind bars at the start of 2008, the United States leads the world in both the number and the percentage of residents it incarcerates, leaving even far more populous China a distant second, noted the report by the nonpartisan Pew Center on the States.
But I thought we were a "Christian nation"?

An Idiot Supports The Panderer

I used to really like and respect John McCain. He was a moderate Republican who stood against the tide of the far right and some of the more outrageous positions taken by the Republican administration over the past 8 years. But at some point, McCain decided that it was worth his reputation and integrity to pander to those same far right elements in order to get elected.

Now that he's the front runner, nothing has changed.

Mega-Church Pastor in Texas Backs McCain
Senator John McCain got support on Wednesday from an important corner of evangelical Texas when the pastor of a San Antonio mega-church, Rev. John C. Hagee, endorsed Mr. McCain for president. Mr. Hagee, who argues that the United States must join Israel in a preemptive, biblically prophesized military strike against Iran that will lead to the second coming of Christ, praised Mr. McCain for his pro-Israel views.

Asked about Mr. Hagee’s extensive writings on Armageddon and about what one questioner said was Mr. Hagee’s belief that the anti-Christ will be the head of the European Union, Mr. McCain responded that “all I can tell you is that I am very proud to have Pastor John Hagee’s support.'’
Yes, I, too, would be proud to have the support of a dumb-as-dirt, superstitious, bigot who thinks a foreign head of state will be the anti-christ and wants us to bomb other countries to bring about the end of the world so Jesus will return and smite everyone who doesn't believe in this nonsense. Sheesh.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Hilarious irony

If you watch any shows on Fox (it's okay to admit it), you've probably seen commercials for this week's episode of "Moment of Truth", Fox's horrific new game show where contestants take a lie detector test before the show and are then asked embarrassing questions on air for fabulous cash prizes. If they "lie" during the game, they lose whatever money they've won.

Now, putting aside the inherent unreliability of lie detectors - they measure stress, not truth - this seems like the easiest game show ever. (Deal or No Deal is probably easier to play, but less easy to win big money and you have to deal with Howie.) All you have to do in Moment of Truth is TELL THE TRUTH. But people keep screwing up and not winning any money after humiliating themselves on national TV.

Back to this week's episode. In the commercials, a blond woman is asked whether or not she'd rather be married to an ex-boyfriend than her husband of two years. In the commercial she answers "yes". Knowing that commercials are often misleading, I wasn't sure that her answer was actually in response to that question, but sure as heck wasn't going to watch the show to find out. Well, it turns out, it was.
On Monday's show - taped two weeks ago - Lauren's ex-boyfriend made a surprise appearance and asked: "Do you believe I am the man you should be married to?" As Frank Cleri grimaced on the sidelines, his wife said, "Well, wow, um. I'm going to be honest and say yes." The lie-detector results said she was being truthful, and she was awarded $100,000.
She then was awarded another $100,000 when she answered truthfully that she cheated on her husband. So, she got some action, and $100K. Sweet.

And here's the hilarious part. The next question was "Do you think you're a good person?" She answered "yes". The lie detector test said she was lying and she lost all the money. She lost the money because she doesn't really believe she's a good person. Now she's poor and has low self-esteem.

So let's recap shall we?

Want to be married to old boyfriend? $100,000.

Cheated on husband? $100,000

Lose all money and be humiliated in front of 8 million people? Priceless.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Life imitates art

This is hilarious. Redux Beverages has come out with Brawndo, the beverage featured in Mike Judge's movie, Idiocracy. The YouTube commercials on the website are great.

I read about this drink in Beverage Industry.

Yes. I read Beverage Industry. Get over it.




Sunday, February 24, 2008

Ralph Nader SUCKS

Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick.

It's bad enough that Nader screwed up the 2000 election, siphoning off Democratic votes, resulting in 8 years of George W. Bush. Now he's trying to do it again by running for President for the fourth time.

Ralph Nader is a HUGE, NARCISSISTIC DOUCHEBAG.

Ralph Nader is once again poised to help usher in another Republican presidency. I can't tell you how much this pisses me off.

Note to everyone who voted for Nader last time: STOP VOTING FOR THIS IDIOT!!


Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Review - The Making of Star Wars: The Definitive Story Behind the Original Film (Star Wars)

One of my Christmas presents this year was the massive coffee table book, The Making of Star Wars by J.W. Rinzler. What distinguishes this book from the dozens of "making of" books and documentaries that have come before was the discovery and use of decades old "lost" interviews of all the major and many of the minor players conducted before, during and just after the production of Star Wars. The book also features dozens and dozens of rare and fascinating production photos, the awesome Ralph McQuarrie pre-production drawings, as well as summaries of all of Lucas's very different drafts of "The Star Wars" up to the shooting script.

I've long suspected Lucas of retconning various events and his own perceived shortcomings of Star Wars, especially to justify his edits in the Special Editions. The interviews in this book show what Lucas was really thinking at the time. To my surprise, less retconning has gone on than I suspected. What is very clear is that Lucas is a huge perfectionist who was never satisfied with his brilliant and visionary movie, even as it was raking in hundreds of millions of dollars.

What was really fascinating to me was how so many things could have gone wrong (and did) and yet they still managed to produce a nearly perfect movie. Reading about the studio's reluctance and how they nearly pulled the plug on their billion dollar payday multiple times is almost agonizing. I've been a Star Wars fan for thirty years, but I still learned an awful lot from the book.


Many of the little details are intriguing.
  • I've long known that Luke was originally named "Starkiller". What I didn't know was the he was still "Starkiller" while they were shooting the Tatooine scenes in Tunisia. It wasn't until they went to London to shoot interior scenes that his name finally became Skywalker.
  • As far as the look of the film, ILM's first job was to create front-projection shots for special effects. Space and planet landscapes seen from the interior of all the spaceships and Luke's landspeeder were actually supposed to be front-projected onto a screen in front of the actors, rather than done with blue screen! Fortunately, this disastrous (and cheesy) plan was foiled when ILM couldn't deliver the front projection plates in a timely fashion.
  • The scenes set on the Death Star were originally set in the Imperial (cloud) City of Alderaan where, after the rescue of the princess, Obi Wan survived. Budget constraints (fortuitously) necessitated moving all of the action to the Death Star, while the decision to kill off Obi Wan was made while they were filming in Tunisia and almost resulted in Alec Guiness quitting the movie!
  • In an appendix filled with notes from a 1978 Lucas "interview" laying out the background of the universe for sequels, Lucas mentions the dreaded word "Midichlorians" in connection with the Force. Wow.
If you're a fan of Star Wars and movie-making, this is a must read.




Oh, it burns!

The pain. The pain.

Hasbro and Universal may produce movies

Hasbro Inc on Wednesday said it signed a six-year deal with Universal Pictures for the film company to make at least four movies based on well-known games like Monopoly, Battleship, Candy Land and Ouija.
Ye Gods. Monopoly: The Movie?

Oh, look, down on his luck Chris Tucker has won a beauty contest! Now his character can afford the steep rent on his condo at Marvin Gardens. Look out, all he needs is a tenant at his St. Charles Place studio, and if he can avoid going to jail, he'll be able to corner the Atlantic City real estate market! Wacky fun will definitely ensue!

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

In which I take on scientific illiteracy

John Campea of The Movie Blog is a pretty cool guy. That's why I'm so disturbed to discover that he sides with the Intelligent Design camp. Or, perhaps more accurately, he grew up hearing the creationist lies and now can't differentiate them from actual scientific fact.

The whole sad thing is here. Read the comments.

Well, that lasted a long time

For a few minutes this morning, after I learned of Castro's resignation, I thought we might be on the verge of ending the insane and stupid United States embargo of Cuba. After all, it hasn't worked for squat and Cuba hasn't had a Soviet sponsor for nearly two decades. So why not try to engage Cuba economically like we do Vietnam and China?

In typical fashion, the administration has quickly moved to squash that particular fantasy. CNN is reporting that the U.S. embargo on Cuba will remain in place despite Fidel Castro's resignation, according to Deputy Secretary of State John Negroponte.

Brilliant.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Girls are not the boss of them!

A school in Kansas City with a medievally-based curriculum had a rude awakening on Feb. 2 when they discovered that the referee for their boys basketball game was a (gasp!) cootie-filled girl!

. . . a school official insisted that Campbell could not call the game. The reason given, according to the referees: Campbell, as a woman, could not be put in a position of authority over boys because of the academy's beliefs.
And don't get them started about that time they almost had a black referee!

But there is a silver lining. Two other male officials who were there and could have refereed, having the requisite amount of testosterone and body hair, refused!
Campbell then walked off the court along with Darin Putthoff, the referee who was to work the game with her.

"I said, 'If Michelle has to leave, then I'm leaving with her," Putthoff said Wednesday. "I was disappointed that it happened to Michelle. I've never heard of anything like that."

Fred Shockey, who was getting ready to leave the gym after officiating two junior high games, said he was told there had been an emergency and was asked to stay and officiate two more games.

"When I found out what the emergency was, I said there was no way I was going to work those games," said Shockey, who spent 12 years in the Army and became a ref about three years ago. "I have been led by some of the finest women this nation has to offer, and there was no way I was going to go along with that."
That's awesome. Good for these guys for standing up for their fellow human being and referee. I hope some of the kids at the school, especially those who just wanted to play basketball, learned a lesson from these upstanding folk about respect and human dignity that their school officials obviously aren't capable of teaching.



Jamie's (James S. Voss, Col. USA. Ret.) got a gun

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station apparently have access to a gun.

Space Station has a gun

The gun is part of a crash landing survival pack stored in the Soyuz space capsule the astronauts can use to return to Earth in the event of an emergency. Apparently, the Russians are concerned that the capsule might accidently land in the future when apes rule the planet. Or maybe they're worried about Klingons trying to board the station. The gun will be particularly useful if one of the astronauts goes nuts, provided one of the not insane astronauts gets to the gun first. In any event, don't mess with the astronauts, because they're packing heat.

Remember, if guns are outlawed in space, only outlaws will have guns on the International Space Station.

We've got HD!

Sweet. A couple of weeks ago we decided to go to High Definition television. I called our existing provider, DirecTV, and they gave me a great deal to upgrade to HD. The installation was scheduled for last Thursday. Then everything collapsed into a disturbing whirlpool of unhappiness and despair. The installer said the HD signal came from a different part of the sky and that trees were in the way. DirecTV couldn't give us HD. Nooooooo!

The installation company called later that day and asked if we wanted a second opinion. Heck yeah! So the second installer came by yesterday (weather preventing the install) and this morning. Apparently, the first guy was a doofus because we now have DirecTV high definition service! And just in time for tonight is Lost and Survivor! Plus, Carol reports that if you're watching TV and the phone rings, a pop-up on the screen tells you who's calling! Holy crap!

Woo hoo!


Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Happy Darwin Day!

Darwin Day

Darwin Day is an international celebration of science and humanity held on or around February 12, the day that Charles Darwin was born on in 1809. Specifically, it celebrates the discoveries and life of Charles Darwin -- the man who first described biological evolution via natural selection with scientific rigor. More generally, Darwin Day expresses gratitude for the enormous benefits that scientific knowledge, acquired through human curiosity and ingenuity, has contributed to the advancement of humanity.

The first step

This morning, for the first time in my life, I voted as a Democrat in the Maryland primaries. I had been a registered Republican since I was 18 until a couple of months ago. I switched parties because I cannot in good conscience support the Republican party after the last 7 years of Republican rule.

The Republicans have championed divisive politics. They have retarded scientific endeavor. They have given up any notions of fiscal responsibility (although they still disingenously try to label the Democrats as big spenders). They have embraced the radical religious right. They have engaged in corruption after corruption. They have favored big business interests over the American public time and time again. They have overextended the military, invading Iraq before the job was done in Afghanistan, and now both countries are disasters from which it's going to be very painful to withdraw. They have lied, obfuscated, and acted irrationally.

That's the short list. If you've been paying any sort of attention over the past seven years, you should be able to add many more items of shame.

I would be registered as an independent, but to vote in the primaries in Maryland, you have to be registered to a party. So, I am now a registered Democrat.

Let's hope this election is the first step in restoring America's reputation and place in the world.

Friday, February 08, 2008

Uh oh! We got ourselves a Douche-off!

"The stakes in November are high . . . Prosperity and peace are in the balance." President Bush 02/07/2008
While more subtle, this remark is definitely in line with Mitt's intimation that supporting the Democrats is traitorous.

Sadly for him, Bush loses points because the statement is technically true. Prosperity and peace are potential prizes of the election, but only if we throw out the scumbags who gave us two miserable ongoing wars, enabled an Al Qaeda resurgence, made the U.S. synonymous with torture, spied on U.S. citizens in violation of the law, completely bungled the response to Katrina, screwed up our economy, created huge deficits, funneled billions to their corporate cronies, lied to the U.S. public and to Congress, stepped on first amendment rights, delayed important medical research by years, gave government money directly to sectarian religious groups, villified others while engaging in all sorts of immoral behavior, and raised incompetence and corruption to an art form.

As I said to Carol last night when discussing people voting for Republicans, "What more could the Republicans possibly do before people will stop voting for them?"

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Mitt the Douchebag

"If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror." Mitt Romney 02/07/2008
So voting for Obama or Clinton is aiding a surrender to terror?

What a huge douche. Good riddance.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Next on the History Channel: Crap we completely made up!

These days it's not too often you seem some good critical thinking and skepticism in a newspaper article about woo woo, much less in a TV review.
"UFO Hunters" unfolds much like "Ghost Hunters" on Sci Fi but without the fun and colorful characters. It's basically a bunch of guys with fancy gear and quasiacademic credentials who use a lot of pseudoscientific jargon to justify a TV snipe hunt. Bill Birnes, publisher of something called "UFO Magazine," rattles around rather nervously. He has all of the scholarly gravitas of Dan Aykroyd in "Ghostbusters."
That's Kevin McDonough reviewing the History Channel's new show, "UFO Hunters". The History Channel? Sheesh.

Check out the complete review here.

Bravo, Mr. McDonough!

A win for the good guys

There's been a victory in the ongoing struggle to bring Montgomery County Schools into the 1970's! (This is ironic because the school system is said to be at the forefront of sex ed.)

As I noted here, the County has been locked into a legal fight over the new sex ed curriculum that dares to teach that homosexuals aren't evil, immoral, Satanists who want to create babies and then eat them. (Which just goes to show you how stupid they are because two guys can't make a baby! Nyah!)

County Judge rejects lawsuit

Circuit Judge William Rowan III upheld a decision last year by the Maryland State Board of Education that it should not second-guess whether the county’s curriculum was appropriate.

The decision, dated Thursday, dismissed a legal challenge from religious conservative groups who have fought revisions to the county’s sex education lessons for six years. Those groups have said the lessons do not give enough credence to people who believe homosexuality is a sin.

Oh, the horror! The curriculum doesn't give enough credence to small-minded bigots! What's next, they'll be teaching that women and blacks are equal to white men?

Note to fundamentalists afraid of gays:

"Sin" is a religious concept. It has no place being taught in public schools. If you wish to poison your childrens' minds with hate at home or church, sadly, that's your right. But the school isn't going to do it for you. So shut the hell up about it and grow up.



President to Addicts: Please die

While accurate estimates seem to be hard to come by, it looks like several hundred thousand up to one million Americans use heroin each year. Thousands overdose. Fortunately for many of them, there exists a nasal spray, Narcan, that instantly counteracts the overdose. It is easy to administer, cheap to provide and saves lives.

Unsurprisingly, the Bush Administration would rather those addicts die than have access to this life-saving medicine.

Dr. Bertha Madras, deputy director of the White House Office on National Drug Control Policy, opposes the use of Narcan in overdose-rescue programs.

"First of all, I don't agree with giving an opioid antidote to non-medical professionals. That's No. 1," she says. "I just don't think that's good public health policy."

Madras says drug users aren't likely to be competent to deal with an overdose emergency. More importantly, she says, Narcan kits may actually encourage drug abusers to keep using heroin because they know overdosing isn't as likely.

Right. And knowing that surgery exists makes people more likely to play Russian Roulette. What's she's saying is akin to saying that those at risk for HIV shouldn't be allowed to buy condoms because maybe then they'll be less likely to have sex.

Her others points are equally stupid. Do you have to be a doctor to use a defibrillator? Do you have to be a fireman to use a fire extinguisher? Maybe we should take those life-saving technologies out of office buildings and homes.

This is a simple case of the Administration not liking the underlying behavior and seeking to punish those who practice it. Not too many people think taking heroin is a positive thing, and if there are ways to deter its use, fantastic. But purposefully making addicts less likely to survive an overdose is criminally immoral and hateful.

"Sometimes having an overdose, being in an emergency room, having that contact with a health care professional is enough to make a person snap into the reality of the situation and snap into having someone give them services," Madras says.

And sometimes having an overdose, you just die when there's no Narcan kit available. Tough luck, I guess.


So this is what it would be like if good board games were more mainstream

Shockingly, a modern comic strip actually appreciates modern board games!

Sally Forth - February 5
Sally Forth - February 6

Looks like this is a continuing storyline. Check it out!


Tip o' the hat to Dave for pointing this out.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Happy Birthday Ben!

Yesterday was Ben's 10th birthday!

Last night, he spent his Christmas money to take the family out to The Melting Pot. He loves the place and wasn't shy about telling everyone there that he loved it. We had a fun time scarfing down three courses of fondue. It was a tremendously unselfish thing for Ben to do.

He's a great kid.





Writer's Strike Close to Over

Looks like the writer's strike is just about done. Word is that the two sides have come to an agreement which now needs to be ratified by both bodies.

Hooray!

Now it will just be several weeks before they can get new shows into the pipeline.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Yes! We're not the dumbest any more!

1 in 4 Britons believe Winston Churchill never existed.
The survey, conducted with 3,000 respondents to test their general knowledge, reported other historical figures such as Indian leader Mahatma Gandhi, Cleopatra and the Duke of Wellington were made up for books and films, the Mail reported.

The survey, by UKTV Gold, also found that Sherlock Holmes was a real person.

Yes! We're not the dumbest people on the planet any more! The English are equally dumb! Take that, rest of the world!

America's Misplaced Priorities

Today the President submitted to Congress his $3 trillion budget. It pretty much ignores the actual costs of the Iraq "war" and, bizarrely, predicts a budget surplus in a few years. Of course, despite the projected annual deficit of $407 billion, Bush still wants his tax cuts made permanent, the passage of a $150 billion "stimulus" package, and he extends abstinence education programs (that don't work).

So what does he propose we cut? Funding for after-school programs, career and technical education grants, weatherization assistance, community development grants, and a public housing revitalization program that the House just overwhelmingly reauthorized. Also, "a $301 million program that trains 4,700 pediatricians and pediatric sub-specialists at children's teaching hospitals also would be eliminated, at a time when pediatric sub-specialties, such as rheumatology and pulmonology, face critical shortages." Washington Post

Holy crap are our priorities misplaced.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Bush also won't jump to moon or eat his weight in bacon

Fox News conducted an exclusive interview with President Bush last week that was just chock full of wonderful moments. Interview with the President

Here's the very first sentence of the article:

Capturing Usama bin Laden has been one of President Bush's top priorities during his time in office, but the president now seems to doubt the Al Qaeda mastermind will be found before his term ends next January.

The first clause of the sentence deserves a huge WTF?. Seriously. WTF? Top priorities? Capturing Bin Laden was a top priority for some months after 9/11, but once the President turned his eyes towards Iraq, the fact that we had failed to capture Bin Laden became a liability and so they pretty much stopped trying. In September, 2006, Bush told Fred Barnes that finding Bin Laden was "Not a top priority". Way back in 2002, Bush said at a press conference that he was "truly . . . not that concerned" about Bin Laden.

The second clause of the sentence deserves a huge DUH. You don't think you'll find Bin Laden before the end of the term? To do so, you'd actually have to look for him. Unless Bin Laden takes the White House tour, I gotta go with the President on this one.

In another stab at denying reality, the President said:

"I will have left behind a mechanism — and a structure for the next president to better protect America."

First, just getting a new President will "better protect America". Second, holy crap is he out of touch. What mechanism? What structure?

"For the country, it's a matter of closure in many ways for those who suffered under the attacks," Bush said. "He's hiding. He's isolated. He's not out there leading any parades."

Whew! I didn't realize that. I feel all safer now knowing that the mastermind and leader of the 9/11 attacks isn't leading any parades. And here I've been looking for him annually in Pasadena on New Year's Day. Silly me.

Bush says in the interview he's confident bin Laden ultimately will be found. "He'll be gotten by a president," Bush says.

Sweet! Perhaps Teddy Roosevelt will return from the grave and hunt Bin Laden down on horseback with an elephant gun. Or maybe Zombie Lincoln will find him and eat his brain. That would rule! Go Zombie Lincoln!

Fortunately for his successor, Bush has left a wonderful F.U. gift.

"I think when I get out of here, I will have put Iraq in a position so that my successor, whoever that is, will be able to deal with the situation on the ground there, and I believe will understand the strategic consequences of the emergence of this free society."

And then there's this:

"The security situation has certainly improved, the political situation is getting better and the economy is beginning to improve," he says in the documentary. "But it takes a while to recover from a tyrannical situation.

He's right. Fortunately, in January of 2009, after 8 long years, the U.S. will finally start the recovery process.