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Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? Morons.


Do you want to hear something crazy? I mean, REALLY crazy?

Jared Kushner is Donald Trump's son-in-law. He's married to Ivanka. He's 36 years old and has never had a job in the government. He inherited his wealth and has done nothing particularly successful or noteworthy with it. He has no skills or expertise in, apparently, ANYTHING.

Here's a list of the jobs Trump has given him. THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

1. Jared Kushner is responsible for negotiating peace in the Middle East.
2. Jared Kushner is responsible for solving America’s opioid epidemic.
3. Jared Kushner is responsible for diplomacy with Mexico.
4. Jared Kushner is responsible for diplomacy with China.
5. Jared Kushner is responsible for reforming care for veterans.
6. Jared Kushner is responsible for reforming the criminal justice system.
7. Jared Kushner is responsible for reinventing the entire government and making it work like a business.

Kushner hasn't said what he'll do after breakfast.

I mean, seriously, that is messed up. Managing just one of these tasks would be a lifetime achievement, worthy of renown. Tackling all seven? Apparently all within Kushner's skillset, according to our genius President.

Read the whole article for further details.

2 comments:

Tony said...

Be fair. The president could have given those jobs to Ben Carson just so the GOP could call all the critics racist when they start picking on poor old Ben.

Ipecac said...

Indeed.