Monday, May 22, 2017

Credit where it's due

Okay, I have something positive to say about Donald Trump.

For decades, there have been playful/serious theories that real, live aliens have visited Earth, likely during the 1940s or 50s. It's been speculated that this is known at the top levels of our government and that the secret, literally our biggest secret, is passed on to each new President.

I am 100% certain now that this idea is absolutely untrue. Because if aliens had visited, and the U.S. government knew about it, and Trump was briefed, there is a 100% chance that he would have spilled the beans by now. He just can't help himself. There is no way that he would not have bragged about it to someone (probably the Russians).

So, Trump has proven beyond a doubt that the U.S. government is not covering up any alien contact.

Trump at least has given us that.


SJHoneywell said...

While I agree in principle, the true masters whom the conspiracy theorists believe actually run things are smart enough that they wouldn't tell President Dunning-Kruger about the alien visitations.

Ipecac said...

Oh, yeah. Stupid illuminati.