Monday, November 27, 2017

Hints on Presidentin'


For our glorious garbage fire of a Chief Executive, here are a couple of hints for hosting an event honoring Native American code talkers from World War II. Please take special note that the code talkers are American heroes who have suffered from American racism pretty much every day of their lives. They were honored today in a ceremony at the White House.

Hint #1

When giving your little speech to the Native Americans, avoid racist statements referring to Native Americans.
"You were here long before any of us were here. Although we have a representative in Congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her Pocahontas."
See? It's funny because it's a racial slur! It's funny because he's insulting someone who isn't there and has nothing to do with this event! (And note, NOBODY CALLS SENATOR ELIZABETH WARREN POCAHONTAS BUT YOU, YOU STUPID GIT.)


Hint #2

When hosting such an event, you should probably be aware of the location where you're honoring NATIVE AMERICANS.





It's a really bad, terrible, insensitive as hell idea to have the event in front of a portrait of F'ING ANDREW "Trail of Tears" JACKSON!

Jesus H. Christ, what an asshole.



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