Paris Hilton was released from county jail early Thursday because of an undisclosed medical condition and will serve the remainder of her sentence confined to her mansion in West Hollywood. Washington Post
Confined to her mansion?!?
Stupidity and narcissism are NOT medical conditions. Sheesh.
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I just read the rest of the article. This is hugely hilarious:
If Hilton leaves/flees her home, her ankle bracelet should alert authorities, though it is common for offenders serving home incarceration to be allowed to leave their mansions for necessities such as medical appointments.
Yes, I'm sure a lot of offenders are allowed to leave their mansions.
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Taken back to jail . . . screaming! That'll learn her.
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Apparently she was suicidal.
Ummm... is that the new "get out of jail free" card? I thought they used to just take your shoe laces away.
I so despise these celebrity so-called news stories. I hated it back when O.J. Simpson was on trial, I hated it when Tom Cruise was getting married, and I hate it now.
THIS IS NOT NEWS! No one should care about Paris Hilton! I don't! And if I don't, no one should!
It's news to me ONLY because she's getting special treatment. That in itself is the issue.
The good news is that the LA prosecutor is unhappy about this as well, he has filed a motion for a hearing Friday before Judge Michael Sauer to argue that LA Sheriff's Department disobeyed the judge's direct orders that Paris Hilton would not receive special treatment.
Hopefully, her ass will be behind bars before the weekend is up. And maybe they can drag her there behind a bus, too.
Yep, looks like plenty of people are outraged. Good.
Paris Hilton will come to the White House where she will receive a presidential pardon. After that, she will be appointed to head FEMA, since she will now surely be qualified to deal with hurricanes. After that, she will go to Iraq to settle things there--what Sunni or Shiite will be able to resist Paris' whacky sense of humor. Plus, they will be thrilled about being featured on "The Simple Life." Once Paris settles Iraq, she will then take on world hunger. So, you see, giving her special treatment makes sense.
I mentioned this to my daughter, who wondered openly if the medical condition was a flare-up of gonorrhea.
Bwah-hahahahah. Gonorrhea, that made my laugh out loud.
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