Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Get a real religion next time!

Notice to all Baptists, Methodists, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Anglicans, etc. etc. and so forth.

You've been PWNED.

The Pope says you suck

Okay, he didn't say it exactly like that. But he did say:
The other communities "cannot be called 'churches' in the proper sense" because they do not have apostolic succession -- the ability to trace their bishops back to Christ's original apostles -- and therefore their priestly ordinations are not valid, it said.
"Communities"? That's you guys. You're not churches, your priests aren't valid, and you smell bad. And it's true cause the guy with the funny hat said so.

Nyeah!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least the Pope didn't say anything about Jews. I guess that means that he really likes us!

Ipecac said...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he doesn't like you either.

Anonymous said...

Well, it's not like the Catholic Church has a history of anti-semitism or anything,right?

Anonymous said...

Can't we just march them all into the sea or something?

Maybe on dinosaurs?