Monday, September 24, 2007

Breaking News!

This just in! Iran is the FIRST COUNTRY IN HUMAN HISTORY not to have any homosexuals! Unbelievable. The odds of such a thing happening in a country of 70 million are quite incredible, and yet, it appears to be true.
Asked about widely documented government abuse of women and homosexuals in his country, Ahmadinejad said, "We don't have homosexuals" in Iran. "I don't know who told you we had it," he said. CNN Story
Yeah. Sorry about that. It was me. I told Ahmadinejad that there were homosexuals in Iran. I mean, it just slipped out. My bad.

Anyway, now that we know that Iran has two things American fundamentalists love, other religious fundamentalists and a lack of the gays, I say we start shipping our fundamentalists over there. It's a win-win!

3 comments:

XUP said...

We don't have any homosexuals in Canada either -- or fundamentalists. We eschew labels of any sort. We're just a happy, peaceful people who are free to love whomever we want and to be spiritual in which ever individual way suits us best. We don't make judgements or assumptions about anyone, but if we were, we would say that Iran is just goofing around to make America crazy with jealousy. They're over there rolling in the sand with laughter because Republicans are now in a big purple rage because they think Iran beat them to the punch vis a vis the elimination of sexual deviants

ahtitan said...

BZZZZ! Wrong! China LONG AGO claimed not to have any homosexuals. They also claim they don't have AIDS; oddly, they also believe that you can get rid of AIDS by sleeping with a virgin, thus leading to younger and younger rape victims. China is awesome!

XUP said...

"BZZZ! Wrong!" OMG -- it's Comic Book Guy