The Decider Speaks!

Our President, speaking in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, went off-script.

"My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions," the president said.

Really? I hadn't figured that out. I'm sure that there were a few people in the audience to whom this was news, so kudos to the President for including this explanation to benefit the clinically brain-dead in the audience. Coma victims need to understand too.

"I delegate to good people. I always tell Condi Rice, `I want to remind you, Madam Secretary, who has the Ph.D. and who was the C student. And I want to remind you who the adviser is and who the president is.'

If Condi needs reminding of that first fact . . . we are all even more doomed than we thought we were.