Ah, my second-favorite holiday draws nie.
Last year, we greatly increased our Halloween terror-threat level and created the Haunted Forest. We are hoping its success will lead to more Trick-or-Treaters this year because volume is the only way to make any money in this business.
We're planning an even more ambitious forest and have been purchasing more fiendishly horrific Halloween props to entertain the local rugrat population. Most promisingly for me, we bought a timer for our fog machine so that I don't have to manually push the button to release the fog every couple of minutes. Sweet!
Pictures to follow once the horrifying day has come.
4 comments:
Do you have a job?
No!
I work for the government.
Ah! Understood. Say no more. You have so much time for fun in your life, that's why I was asking ... playing hours of board games, watching hours of mindless TV, reading fat books, doing hours of fun stuff with your kids, decorating the beejeezus out of your house for Halloween. You're a lucky dude, dude.
Thanks!
I have a job that doesn't require me to work nights or weekends and a very supportive wife who is a partner in everything I do. I am pretty lucky.
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