A sure way to give your kid nightmares

Thanks a lot, Pharyngula, for pointing out this lovely bit of art.

There's enough fascist wingnuttery in this picture to rival that at the Munich Conference. Among the intellectual giants pictured are Robert Novak, John Ashcroft, Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter (without bridle). It's a wonder anyone in the room could breathe with all the smug emanating from these meatbags.

With my poor photoshopping skills, I humbly submit the following corrected version. Please feel free to suggest your own caption!