They wanted to call it "The Ancient Mystic Society of No Homers" but that was taken

Recently, Vice President Dick Cheney spent two hours in Utah and wouldn't officially explain why. Turns out, he was speaking before the Council for National Policy.

"The Council for National Policy (CNP), is an umbrella organization and networking group for conservative activists in the United States. The New York Times has described it as a "little-known group of a few hundred of the most powerful conservatives in the country," who meet three times yearly behind closed doors at undisclosed locations for a confidential conference. It was founded 25 years ago by the Rev. Tim LaHaye as a forum for conservative Christians to strategize about turning the country to the right."

This is about as close to the Illuminati as you can get. Secret members, secret meetings, agenda to control the world. The fact that this group is stuffed with Christian Reconstructionists who want the Constitution abandoned and the United States run under Old Testament legal code and was founded by a guy who is waiting for imminent Armageddon is really, really scary.

Their views are so out of touch and bizarre, the whole thing might be laughable but for one small point. They apparently have the ear of the Vice President of the United States.

"I'm not just a member of the secret crazy club for fascist nutjobs who want to execute homosexuals and adulterers, I'm also the Vice President!"