Sunday, July 20, 2008

Making woo-woopie

Warning: Not safe for children or those with a working brain cell.

Bizarrely enough, Fox News online, that bastion of conservatism, has a weekly sex columnist. Yvonne K. Fulbright is her name and I've read a few columns over the past couple of months. She's not prudish like you'd expect someone at Fox News and usually seems to give some good advice.

In this week's installment, she has managed, in just a single article, to mark herself as a world class nitwit. She also managed to kill off whatever brain cells I dedicated to reading her article. Did you know that sex can lead to paranormal powers, enlightenment and even . . . time travel!!

Behold, in all it's wonder, I present, the Joys of Transcendent Sex.

3 comments:

Secular Transhumanist said...

That was an inane piece of reporting, but I do wonder if, when you refer to CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, CBS News, NBC News, and NPR, you mention that they are "bastions of liberalism"?

Ipecac said...

If you've been watching them over the past 8 years, there's no way any of the media would earn the title of "bastion of liberalism". They've been remarkably conservative.

Ipecac said...

Besides, what's your point? I pointed out that Fox News is conservative because it seems at odds with having a weekly sex columnist. If the NY Times had a weekly pro-life columnist, I'd probably mention their liberal bias (if they actually have one) as being unexpected.