The bigger question is, was it . . . MURDER?!?

Bigfoot trackers say they have the body of Bigfoot and will reveal it on Friday.

Two Northern California men and two Georgians say they've got a body, a photo and DNA evidence pertaining to the elusive forest-dwelling man-ape — and that they'll reveal all at a press conference in Palo Alto, Calif., on Friday.

This should be good. If they have an actual Bigfoot corpse, that will certainly prove that they're not doofuses. I'm betting it's the corpse of a bear and that they are doofuses.