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This is Ray Bass of WFSH, your roving reporter. Today I’m here outside the Grotto, hoping to get an interview with the King’s youngest daughter. And wait! Here she is!

Princess! Princess! Ray Bass from your WFSH morning show. Do you mind sharing a few words with our audience?

Sure, Ray. I’d be delighted.

Thanks, Princess. First off, let me say that our listeners are big fans! And they’re really looking forward to your first concert next month.

Thanks, Ray. I’m just happy to be -- what’s the word? -- oh, yes, performing.

We all love the royal family and your sisters certainly have quite a lot of talent, but word is that you’re something special.

That’s nice of you to say.

Say, Princess, what’s that gizmo you’re holding?

Oh, this? Isn’t it neat? I found it near the spring. It’s for my collection.

I thought your collection was complete.

Shh! Don’t tell my father, but I’m always looking for more. Say, would you like it? I have twenty-one of these thingamabobs.

Why, thanks, Princess!

No big deal, Ray. Since the loss of my mother, my collection has given me a lot of comfort. It really makes me feel good to find some new whozit or whatzit for study. Now if you’ll excuse me, I really must be going.

We appreciate your talking with us, your Highness. You’re certainly the girl who has everything.

Well, listeners, that’s it for today’s show. Join me tomorrow as I look into rumors of a secret crab infestation in the Royal Palace. Scuttlebutt is that the King’s even appointed one of the filthy buggers to be his court musician. More on this scandal, tomorrow.

This is Ray Bass of WFSH.