Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My previous objections are hereby withdrawn

VP candidate Sarah Palin has now actually MET some world leaders, making her so qualified to be President, I can’t stand it. In fact, this may make her OVERqualified to be President. I mean, she actually shook hands with them and everything! And Pakistan's new President thinks she's gorgeous. That should be a big help. She sure showed that whole “you have no expertise in foreign affairs” crowd, didn’t she?

Of course, since I once saw Andy Richter in an airport bathroom, using these new standards of expertise, I am now qualified to be a sidekick on a late-night TV comedy show. Sweet!

1 comment:

David Fair said...

You and Andy Richter in an airport restroom. That is sooooo Larry Craig.