Thursday, September 04, 2008

The Speech by Gov. Palin

Tedium. Tedium. Hockey Mom. Who the heck are you again? Oh, yeah, Hockey Mom. Introduction of every single family member. Boredom. Did you name them in the dark? Tedium. Exploitation of newborn in unhealthy environment. Strawman! Strawman! Like you've ever heard of the Caucuses. Sarcasm. Strawman! Lie. Unearned snarkiness. Stepford delegates. Mocking. Lie. Sea of rich white faces. More sarcasm. The End. Oh, the pain. The pain.

4 comments:

Eric Haas said...

Listening to those speeches can permanently damage your mental health.

ahtitan said...

What about the cool part where Bristol and her boyfriend with the new suit and haircut weren't sitting anywhere near their own baby? That was my favorite part.

Actually, Patty didn't let us watch it. I apparently live in a "no bullshit" zone. We had America's Next Top Model on tape from earlier, so we had a choice. Listen to some pretty, but dumbass chick talk a bunch of crap, or watch the model show.

Anonymous said...

Nice "choice". Nothing dumbass about Tyra, is there?

Ipecac said...

I forgot to add: Smug. Smug. Smug.