. . . when the McCain campaign team went to a Chinese restaurant, he insisted on ordering tacos.
. . . when he flies, he prefers to land the plane without using the landing gear.
. . . when he counts his fingers, he assigns a random number to each digit.
. . . when his wife wanted to buy an eighth house, he said no.
. . . if he wins the Presidency, he intends to die the next day just to demonstrate how Palin will do as President.
. . . when he and his wife wanted to start a family, McCain insisted on carrying the babies to term himself.
This is a game we can all play! Try it!
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These could get as bad as Chuck Norris jokes.
John McCain is such a maverick...
he plans on voting for Barack Obama.
I can't believe that one didn't occur to me. Awesome!
...he watches "Heroes" and roots for The Company.
...he is considering thinking about his next major decision for more than 5 seconds.
...he wants to dress as James Garner for Halloween. (See what I did there?)
...when he plays Puerto Rico, he picks the money card EVERY time.
...he went on The View and argued with Elizabeth Hasselbeck.
...when W. wanted to take him out for a beer, he said he'd rather have a rum and coke.
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