Wednesday, October 29, 2008

You may have to read this slowly and out loud

Barack Obama announced his campaign for the Presidency in February, 2007, which means he’s been running for 22 months. He participated in 28 debates, came out with an autobiography, has been constantly in the news, and the amount of biographical and policy information that’s become available on the Internet is staggering. So, a reality check is in order.

If, after all of the above, . . .

. . . you think Obama is a Muslim, then you’re a moron.

. . . you say “I don’t know enough about Obama”, then you’re a lazy moron.

. . . you believe that Obama hates America, then you’re a paranoid moron.

. . . you say that “Obama is a terrorist”, then you’re a complete, fracking idiot.

. . . you won’t vote for Obama because his middle name is Hussein, then you probably can’t read and don’t know how to work a computer, so you’ll never see this anyway.

. . . you think that the American way of life will end if Obama is elected, then you’re just stupid.

. . . you won’t vote for Obama because he’s black, then you’re a worthless scumbag.

. . . you believe that Obama is the Antichrist, then shouldn’t you be voting FOR him in order to trigger the Rapture?

If you don’t like Obama’s ideas, fine. If you think McCain would be a better President, fine. These would be legitimate reasons not to vote for Obama. But if you aren’t voting for Obama because of any of the above, you deserve the type of government that the McCain/Palin team will certainly deliver.

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