For the superstitious amongst you, this will be a very alarming post. My 666th post, to be exact. Yes, it's the sign of the Antichrist. And, as we all know, any time anyone uses this number, Jesus cries.
When I was a teen, I totally believed in all that. I was just waiting for the Dome of the Rock to be blown up, signaling the end times. It was all very exciting to think about. Of course, little did I know I'd be ushering in Armageddon with this very blog! And you, my unwitting readers (I assume everyone who reads this is unwitting because the alternative is just too sad to contemplate), are a huge part of it. It is you who have enabled me to trigger the end times! And, as you will see, the timely election of Barack Hussein Obama was no accident, believe you me. All is going perfectly to plan.
So hang on to your hats, it's going to be a rough ride. Muwahahahahahahahhahaha ::cough:: ::cough:: Muwah-- Muwah--
Oh, never mind.
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