I have the BEST IDEA EVER.
Some Saudi businessman has offered $10 million for just ONE of the shoes thrown at President Bush. It seems to me that we have a huge opportunity here to lift ourselves out of this recession. What we do is set up an assembly line; one person from each family in America gets to hurl a shoe at the President. I doubt we'd find too many families who would turn down such an opportunity. And at $10 million per family, boy will the recession be over.
This will be the perfect meritocracy. Those who manage to hit Bush with their shoe will obviously be able to demand much higher prices.
America! Financial independence is only one shoe away! Let's get this going right now!
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