I don't imagine they had him circumsized

The mind boggles.

The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance. Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

I hate it when local boards interfere with parents naming their children. Parents should have the right to choose a name they want. But in this case, I think you'd have to make an exception. Little Adolf's siblings are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell (2) and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell (1)l.

Clearly, this family has issues.

Mr and Mrs Dumbass, congratulations. It's a boy.