Finally, at long last, President Bush can now legitimately unfurl the "Mission Accomplished" banner! We've converted those heathen Iraqis! They've just celebrated their first Christmas!
Even before I can ask Interior Ministry spokesman Major-General Abdul Karim Khalaf a question, he greets me with a big smile. "All Iraqis are Christian today!" he says.Which has been in the back of the religious rights' minds for the entire war. Well done, America!
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