Don't you just hate that? You've worked hard and trained for years to reach a life-changing goal and just at the moment when everything is going your way God decides to mess with you by forcing you to confirm that you believe in him. Being omniscient and all, you'd think such a test would be unnecessary, but that God, he's such a joker! He's like an insecure boyfriend who calls you in he middle of a job interview to confirm that you still love him.
And now that you've passed the test but lost out on your life-long goal, you can go forward in life knowing that future generations will only remember you as one of a dying breed of homophobes representing the last generation of bigots before gays achieve true equality.
And you can thank God for that!
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