When Lincoln was born, people often crapped outside. I'm just saying.

You know, if you had a contest to see who's the most stupid person in the United States Congress, you'd probably have about a fifty way tie. It's hard to win when all those other people are also as stupid as a person can possibly get.

But even then, one person would stand out as even more stupid. Yes, I'm talking about Minnesota Rep. Michelle Bachman who never met a fact she didn't get wrong. Who seems to have been educated by retarded wolves who only had access to Discovery Institute "science" books. A woman who apparently channels all her knowledge of the world from a 2500 year old Mesopotamian spirit who was washed out of how to be a human sacrifice school.

"I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president Jimmy Carter. And I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."

Translation: President Obama caused swine flu. And I know nothing about the 1970s. (hint: the outbreak was in 1976.)

What the hell is wrong with Minnesotans that they'd elect this nitwit?