All right, let's get this out of the way right now

It looks like GAY MARRIAGE is going to be the big political flashpoint in the upcoming nomination battle for a Supreme Court Justice to replace David Souter. So, let's get our definitions straight right now so we can move forward.

Activist Judge: A Judge who legislates from the bench, not reaching conclusions because of the "orginal intent" of those who wrote the law and Constitution, but because of his personal liberal biases. May be identified as someone who has the temerity to believe that TEH GAYS have human rights and should be awarded the same liberties as everyone else in America, thus infringing on the sacred rights of those who don't want gays to be married.

Legitimate i.e. "Good" Judge: A Judge who rules the way the Right Wing of the Republican Party wants them to rule. May be identified by their motto: "The Founding Fathers/God didn't believe that gays should marry so this argument is over."

Everyone clear?