Bill aka actor David Carradine, 73, was found dead today in his hotel room in Thailand where he was shooting a movie.
Boringly, he wasn’t killed by the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique but apparently died of natural causes.
By now we all know that his death looks like an accidental asphyxiation during an autoerotic asphyxiation session. This puts his wife in the unenviable position of exposing the truth that he did not commit suicide, but was killed during kinky extra-marital sex.
That's a dealbreaker, ladies!
(Okay, I admit it. I'm trying to get this purposely ultra-lame catchphrase into common use. Why? Because I know Jenna and Liz would want me to.)
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Dude, to remember him only as Bill does a great disservice. He was Kwai Chang Caine, the original badass intellectual loner. I loved that show. Shame that the sequels were so bad...
I’ve been hearing that he hanged himself.
When did a noose around your neck count as "natural causes"? I know I am not a lawyer...but I am just asking.
At first it was reported as natural causes. That's when I posted. Only later did they start saying he hung himself.
Now it is worse. They are saying it was "accidental". See "Death Of INXS Front man" for a deeper explanation.
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