Don't stare directly at this post

Stupid other side of the planet.  Gets to have all the fun standing around in the darkness for 6 minutes.  Our stupid sun is all bright and hot all the time.  Woo hoo.  What a blast.  We Americans are the ones who conquered the moon but does it ever do OUR bidding?  No, it puts on a great show for the majority of the human race but doesn’t do anything for us.  Ungrateful orb.  It would be a real tragedy if the sun and moon collided and got all busted up and stuff.  That would show those jerks.