It’s no secret that I love the B-52’s. Carol and I saw them in concert in Baltimore a couple of years ago and had a great time. I’d love to see them again.
Unfortunately, while they visit the area often, they seem to be specifically scheduling their concerts on days when I’m out of town. They did it last year and they’re doing it tomorrow when they’re appearing at Wolf Trap! And on our anniversary, no less.
Please, B’s, tell me what I’ve done and I’ll fix it! Am I not sexily-whacky enough? Or whackily-sexy enough? Are my clothes not retro-kitsch enough? Should I own more wigs? Should my speech patterns be more sing-songy? What must I do to get some love?!?
Kate, Cindy, Fred and Keith, I humbly beseech this boon in the name of the Love Shack.
Amen.
Ipecac
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