Blasphemy Day

Happy International Blasphemy Day!!

Can you imagine getting jailed (or worse) for mocking Santa Claus? That’s how Atheists feel about people being punished for insulting someone else’s imaginary friend. Even if some version of god is real, the very concept of blasphemy is stupid. Why would an omnipotent, omniscient being need anyone to protect him from being insulted? Talk about a victimless crime.

Remember, it’s NOT blasphemy if the subject isn’t actually a deity.

So, here’s my contribution.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boing . . . Boing.
Boing boing who?
It’s me, Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Boing . . . Boing.
Boing boing who?
It’s me you infidel, Mohammed on a pogo stick!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mithras.
Mithras who?
Mithras, the privileged pagan inspirer of medieval Christian iconography. Have you seen Jesus and Mohammed? I think those two bastards stole my pogo sticks.

Thank you. Thank you very much.