Monday, October 19, 2009

Glenn Beck hates points of light

More proof that Glenn Beck has gone off the reservation.
Celebrities are coming together to make it cool to volunteer. Disney gives you a free day at the park. This is all fine, but doesn't it seem a little bit convenient that all of this comes out now at the same time the Obama administration is calling for it? Obama controls the message through the media he holds in his pocket. Or in his little hand. And soon if you disobey, he'll just go [Beck slaps his hand]. Now the message will be embedded in television shows. Isn't this great? Aren't you proud of what we're doing? Oh, this certainly is change.
Yes, it IS a bit convenient. Let's review: the President issues a call to volunteer and people respond. Hmm. How sinister. This is clearly a conspiracy to somehow screw over Americans.

Is it wrong to hope that those sinister "volunteer" firemen don't show up if Beck's house catches on fire?

I guess he's forgetting this: 1000 Points of Light.

1 comment:

lil1inblue said...

"Is it wrong to hope that those sinister "volunteer" firemen don't show up if Beck's house catches on fire?"

BWAHAHAHA. No. No it isn't.