An important message from Sarah Palin

Half-term Governor and Huge Quitter, Sarah Palin, is going on her book tour and wants the world to know about the mighty array of interviews she's scheduled! So, like all important and serious people in the world, she's updated her Facebook page! Ohmigod!!

We’re in the process of arranging interviews with local and national media. An interview with Oprah Winfrey is already scheduled, and I’m also hoping to have the opportunity to talk with Bill O’Reilly, Barbara Walters, Sean Hannity, Greta Van Susteren, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Laura Ingraham, Dennis Miller, Tammy Bruce, and others, including local Alaska personalities Bob & Mark and Eddie Burke. (Variety is the spice of life!)

Yes, that's quite the variety. She's running the gamut from A to, uh, C.

(Psst. I don't think she knows what the word "variety" means.)