Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Goodbye, Carol.

Ah, crap.

I work in Washington DC. Now that the City Council has passed a law allowing for gay marriage, which is expected to be signed by the Mayor and approved by Congress, I'll probably be forced to gay marry someone. After all, that is all part of the gay agenda.

And even if I'm not forced to gay marry someone, my marriage has now been completely devalued. Really, there's no more point in even continuing. The fact that two guys can get married means that my marriage is all just meaningless now.

So, it's so long, Carol. We've had a good run. Sorry I won't be around to see the kids grow up. But I'm pretty sure my new husband will keep me too busy to see them often.



And . . . scene.

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