A well-placed quote is a thing of beauty

I'm not normally a big fan of people making random movie and tv quotes at every opportunity. It's a short-hand way of speaking that's frankly pretty lazy.

Ben, however, can be a master. A few minutes ago he was trying to get me to stay in my bedroom to watch a segment of Jake and Josh Go Hollywood. He slammed the door closed, locked it, and said,

"Go ahead and scream. We're miles away from where anyone can hear you!"

I love that kid.