Thursday, January 28, 2010

And he probably shouldn't watch Project Runway either

Ah, I'm a sucker for a good romantic happy ending.

Gayle Haggard appeared on the "Today" show on Wednesday to talk about her new book, "Why I Stayed: The Choices I Made In My Darkest Hour," and declared that her one-time Evangelical superstar husband was “cured” of his homosexual compulsions.

"Our sexuality is conditioned, and we can be conditioned in any number of ways," she told Meredith Viera.

"Ted was dealing with certain compulsions that were unwanted."

However, through therapy, she claims those compulsions -- which she said Ted had suffered from most of his life -- were gone.

Why, she's the luckiest gal alive! Her husband has now been "conditioned" to find her attractive! Despite numerous homosexual affairs throughout his adult life he is now officially non-gay and once more interested in her hooha. Hooray!

I foresee good things for this couple and their marriage. Unless, of course, he happens to cross paths with a man some day. That could be disastrous.

But as long as he never sees another man again for the rest of his life, it'll be smooth sailing!

1 comment:

Dennis said...

"Her husband has now been 'conditioned' to find her attractive!"

She'd better keep her email address private or she's gonna get tons of messages from women wanting a therapist referral.