Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Fire & brimstone, cats & dogs living together, you know the drill

Those evil Gays have begun marrying today in the District of Columbia.  From my post here deep in the heart of DC, I can attest that this has caused all sorts of catastrophic events such as a multi-car pileups, hurricane force winds, power outages, hailstorms, and even locusts.  Things have literally never been worse.

What?  It’s 56 degrees and sunny?  It’s the best day of the year so far?  Hmm.

God must be on vacation.




Eric Haas said...

What about the plague of rats?

Jason said...

This raises a very interesting philosophical question: where does God go on vacation?

ahtitan said...

Hell, Michigan.