Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Cuccinelli comes out of the closet

Ultra-conservative Virginia Attorney General, and poor speller, Ken Cuccinelli, apparently wants to be one of Osama Bin Laden’s virgins.

He recently Tweeted this:

How much would I give to be one of the 72 Virginans Osama is 'hanging out' with since Sunday?

He also seems to be suggesting that Osama Bin Laden has made it to paradise, a surprising admission from a Christian and believer in Hell.  But hey, if he wants to be one of Osama’s sex slaves in the afterlife, more power to him, I guess.

3 comments:

Eric Haas said...

Maybe he meant “Virginians”.

Ipecac said...

I thought of that too, but 81 Virginians died on 9/11 so it doesn't match. And 72 virgins is the number that Muslim males are supposed to get.

ahtitan said...

The 72 virgins are all going to be guys in their 30's wearing Iron Man t-shirts and arguing Kirk vs. Picard.