Guess -- the -- Wingnut!

Welcome back to today’s edition of Guess the Wingnut, where contestants compete for valuable prizes by trying to identify moronic quotes from people who clearly have no conception of reality!  And now on to our first question!

For $500, which Republican Presidential candidate, speaking about Cuba, recently said this?

“Why would you normalize trade with a country that sponsors terror?” the candidate asked a crowd of supporters in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. “There is reports that have come out that Cuba has been working with another terrorist organization called Hezbollah. And Hezbollah is looking at wanting to be part of missile sites in Iran and, of course, when you are 90 miles offshore from Florida, you don’t want to entertain the prospect of hosting bases or sites where Hezbollah could have training camps or perhaps have missile sites or weapons sites in Cuba. ”

Yes, it’s the Cuban Missile Crisis all over again!  But this time, instead of an antagonistic superpower with nuclear weapons off our shore, it’s Hezbollah, a terrorist organization with no missiles whatsoever!  Wait, what?

Anyway, the answer is Michelle Bachmann!  Given the wide variety of morons to choose from, that was certainly a more difficult question than it appeared.

Thanks for playing, Guess – the – Wingnut!