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This right here (among dozens of other reasons, to be sure) should disqualify Rick Santorum from being President:

"I don't believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute," he told 'This Week' host George Stephanopoulos. "The idea that the church can have no influence or no involvement in the operation of the state is absolutely antithetical to the objectives and vision of our country...to say that people of faith have no role in the public square? You bet that makes me want to throw up."

First of all, the separation of church and state doesn't mean that people of faith have no role in the public square. Duh. The majority of people in the country are defined as "people of faith". No one is saying that only atheists should play a role. Again, duh.

Second of all, this is an absolutely moronic thing to say.  Keep going Santorum. I really, really hope you beat Romney. Really.