Friday, August 03, 2012

Breaking Olympic Update!


Gabby Douglas, first African-American to win all-around gymnastics gold medal! Tea Party immediately demands to see birth certificate.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you forgot the other news, government takes the medal and gives to Obama. He said "she did not earn it herself".

Ipecac said...

She didn't. See Mitt Romney's speech to the Olympians in Salt Lake.

ahtitan said...

Actually, the Tea Party's little heads exploded, because she's African-American, but gave all the glory and credit for her win to God, instead of, you know, her hard work.

Marc said...

Actually, she was 100% responsible with no one else, such as her parents, the Olympic Committee, etc. having anything to do with it. She did not benefit at all from social institutions or coaches that helped her train. She did it all by herself and no one else should get any credit.