Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Can He create a bed so comfortable He can never wake up from it?


There’s a more logical explanation that the Pope seems to be missing.
I have felt like St. Peter with the Apostles in the boat on the Sea of Galilee: the Lord has given us many days of sunshine and gentle breeze, days in which the catch has been abundant; [then] there have been times when the seas were rough and the wind against us, as in the whole history of the church it has ever been - and the Lord seemed to sleep.
Gee, it’s almost like he doesn’t even exist.

3 comments:

SJHoneywell said...

Newt Gingrich, during the Republican primaries, said that if Obama was re-elected, he (Obama) would declare war on the Catholic Church. Now that the Pope has stepped down, isn't this the perfect time to invade the Vatican?

I mean, with all of the art treasures and gold, this is a war that would pay for itself!

Ipecac said...

That is brilliant! I think we can easily convince the American people that the Vatican has weapons of Mass destruction.

SJHoneywell said...

Well, if we go with the thought that the Vatican has a direct pipeline to the Big-G, and based on evidence that Jahweh claims to have drowned millions in a cataclysmic flood, completely wiped out entire cities, and has commanded his followers to slaughter entire civilizations, I think we could make that case pretty easily.