Monday, April 13, 2015

Ipecac Endorses Dick Cheney as the Republican nominee for President

Bill Kristol, the man who is ALWAYS wrong (seriously, if this guy said it was sunny outside, I'd wear a raincoat), said this on ABC's show, This Week:

STEPHANOPOULOS: One final question for each of you, who is the most promising Republican candidate not in the race yet? […]
KRISTOL: If they get to nominate Hillary Clinton, why don't we get to nominate Dick Cheney/ I mean, he has a much—he has a much better record...
KRISTOL: He has a much better record...
SMILEY: God help us all.  Link
Why indeed!

Republicans, please, please, please, please, please nominate Dick Cheney as your candidate. Please!! I am begging you. That would be super-awesome and I would love you forever.

Remember, if you don't nominate him, he might shoot you in the face. Do you really want to take that chance? So, please nominate him.

Thank you.

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