STEPHANOPOULOS: One final question for each of you, who is the most promising Republican candidate not in the race yet? […]
KRISTOL: If they get to nominate Hillary Clinton, why don't we get to nominate Dick Cheney/ I mean, he has a much—he has a much better record...
KRISTOL: He has a much better record...
SMILEY: God help us all. Link
Republicans, please, please, please, please, please nominate Dick Cheney as your candidate. Please!! I am begging you. That would be super-awesome and I would love you forever.
Remember, if you don't nominate him, he might shoot you in the face. Do you really want to take that chance? So, please nominate him.