Sunday, December 20, 2015

His health is frickin' yuuuge

So I really don't want to post about Donald Trump anymore, but c'mon, this was freakin' hilarious.

Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Mr. Trump has had no significant medical problems. Mr. Trump has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent. [...] His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.
If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.

In case you missed this most awesome of medical endorsements, this quote is from Donald Trump's doctor who seems to think Trump is pretty much a Superman.

Trump won't have any problems with ISIS, because he'll personally fly over there and kick their asses with his extraordinary strength.

Trump will go toe to toe with the Chinese for days on end because of his extraordinary stamina.

Trump will astound and impress all other world leaders with his astonishingly excellent health.

And forget those other "healthy" Presidential posers, Teddy Roosevelt, Thomas Jefferson, JFK, or even Obama, the will-be-70 year old Trump could beat all of them with one hand tied behind his back.

Apparently, being exposed to Donald Trump, as his doctor has been, makes you talk like Trump. To what should be everyone's horror, it seems that Trumpism is catching.

1 comment:

David Fair said...

I am undecided if being around The Donald makes you talk like him, or if being The Donald attracts others who already are like him.

Probably a bit of both.