The following was said during Sunday's COVID-19 press briefing. Remember, this is during a briefing about a deadly virus that is killing Americans, as well as thousands around the world.
“I’ll never forget the day when a general came and said, ‘Sir’ – my first week in office – ‘we have no ammunition.’ That was the military and we’ve now rebuilt our military… you wouldn’t believe how much ammunition [we have now],” Trump said.
Wow! It's really lucky no one invaded us during that time when the U.S. military was OUT OF AMMUNITION. Because, man, Canada, Mexico, even Cuba, could have completely taken us over since we were OUT OF AMMUNITION. I guess if I owned a gun and some bullets, I personally could have taken over the U.S. Thanks, Obama.
And while most of the country is on lockdown and thousands are dying, hey, at least Trump thinks his ratings are gangbuster!
"President Trump is a ratings hit. Since reviving the daily White House briefing Mr. Trump and his coronavirus updates have attracted an average audience of 8.5 million on cable news, roughly the viewership of the season finale of 'The Bachelor.' Numbers are continuing to rise..."Take that, Bachelor! So Presidential! His concern for American lives just shines through here. He is truly the greatest President ever. At least that's what the survivors will say.
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