Thursday, February 04, 2021

Jewish lasers. In Spaaaaace!

You've probably heard about it. Here's the Q-Anon-adjacent theory from Congressperson Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-nutjob):

Wildfires in California were not natural. Forests don’t just catch fire. Rather, the blazes had been started by PG&E, in conjunction with the Rothschilds, using a space laser, in order to clear room for a high-speed rail project.   Link

In short, Jews control space lasers and are starting California wildfires.

Which brings me to an obvious question.

If Jews control space lasers, which, frankly would be pretty cool, why would they target California forests? I don't see how that would help Jews.

Below is a suggested list of far more worthwhile targets for them.

  • Nazis
  • The Proud Boys (sorry, this list is a little redundant)
  • ISIS
  • COVID-19
  • The Taliban
  • All spiders
  • Kim Jung Un
  • Thanos
  • Donald. J. Trump

I mean, if Jews controlled space lasers, wouldn't this have happened sometime over the past four years?


I think we know it would have. Seriously, put more effort into your stupid theories, Congressdumbass.


2 comments:

Heinrich Himmler (now completely reformed) said...

Even 25 years on the special effects and especially the scenes of mass destruction in "Independence Day" still look mightily impressive. BTW, have you ever read Andrea Ostrov Letania ? i`m not sure how shes allowed to get away with what she writes.

thevoid99 said...

I have some more people you can add to the list: Terrence K. Williams, Candace Owens, Ryan Seacrest, the Kartrashians, Vince McMahon and his stupid family and WWE, Ryan Seacrest, Mitch McConnell, alt-right douchebags, Ryan Seacrest, Jared Leto, Shia LaBeouf, Fred Durst, Marilyn Manson, Ryan Seacrest, Dinesh d'Souza, Michael Bay, Brett Ratner, Ryan Seacrest, Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer, Hollywood Foreign Press Association, Social Justice Warriors, PC Principals, Ryan Seacrest, Feminazis, Ben Lyons, the governors of Georgia and Florida, Ted Cruz, Butt-head (Matt Gaetz), and... Ryan Seacrest.