Guaranteed return of 1000%!

The Felon Donald Trump announced this week that he's selling limited edition gold watches with his name engraved for the low, low price of $100,000.

People have, of course, been mocking him for the obvious grift, but I think it's a canny strategy. 

After all:

One of Adolf Hitler’s watches has just fetched over a million dollars in a private auction.

The watch was sold by Alexander Historical Auctions in Maryland for $1.1 million (€1.07 million) to an anonymous bidder, and is believed to be a gift, given to Hitler for his 44th birthday on 20 April 1933.

In a few years, these watches should be worth over a million dollars! And honestly, who doesn't want to wear a watch symbolizing a sexual assaulter, con artist, serial liar, racist, misogynistic piece of shit who has made this world much, much worse by his presence in it?

What a bargain!