Sunday, July 12, 2026

Oh no, he died

In a somewhat surprising turn of events, we still don't have clear information as to whether Senator Mitch McConnell is alive or dead (despite the potentially fake "statement" and picture released today), but we do have confirmation that Trump Lapdog and terrible human being Senator Lindsey Graham is dead.

Lindsey Graham was an opportunistic monster who advocated for leveling Gaza  ". . . akin to what we did in Tokyo and Berlin to destroy the Nazis and the Japanese.”

Humanity is worse off thanks to Lindsey and so I say with all due respect, fuck that guy. 

Lindsey, get ready to welcome Mitch to Hell when he arrives. Or maybe he already arrived and has welcomed you. Who knows?

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