Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Cleanup on Aisle Two

Candidates go grocery shopping, watch some YouTube.

What the heck is up with those podiums?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This has nothing to do with this post, but when they announced that Cheney would be taking over while Bush had his colonoscopy, I couldn't help thinking "24"--he is invoking the 25th Amendment. VP Cheney will invade Iran while President Bush is incapacitated because clearly Bush is not fit to make decisions while he has a tube stuck up his ass. Then, after Bush is ready to resume his office, Cheney will file an immediate appeal to the Supreme Court (most likely in the middle of the night)that Bush isn't competent to perform his duties. The Supremes will rule immediately against him from the bench (around 4 am), but Cheney will have the sound turned off on all TVs at the White House so no one will hear. Cheney will then decide the invasion has to happen tonight because if you wait until morning the Iranians will be ready for the invasion. Meanwhile, it will turn out that Cheney is sleeping with a hot WH intern (ok, maybe that's stretching things a little), who will decide that he is evil and then blackmail him. President Bush will resume office and the good old days will resume.