Huge, huge idiot wants more death

Opinion piece by Stu Bykofsky

ONE MONTH from The Anniversary, I'm thinking another 9/11 would help America.

What kind of a sick bastard would write such a thing?

A bastard so sick of how splintered we are politically - thanks mainly to our ineptitude in Iraq - that we have forgotten who the enemy is.

Yes, rather than thinking of ways for our enemies to be defeated, rather than thinking of ways to resolve these complex international problems with as little bloodshed as possible, it's better to think how swell it would be if thousands of innocent human beings were killed. Because you've got to break a few eggs to make an omelet and all political divisions would vanish if only terrorists would conveniently eliminate some of our pesky "alive" people.

Turn back to 9/11.

Remember the community of outrage and national resolve? America had not been so united since the first Day of Infamy - 12/7/41.

We knew who the enemy was then.

We knew who the enemy was shortly after 9/11.

Ah, yes, the good old days. Shock. Horror. Office workers falling to their deaths. Who can't look back on it without feeling nostalgic?

What would sew us back together?

Another 9/11 attack.

The Golden Gate Bridge. Mount Rushmore. Chicago's Wrigley Field. The Philadelphia subway system. The U.S. is a target-rich environment for al Qaeda.

Because what kind of a wimp would rather live in a peaceful world than one in which we're constantly afraid, constant victims of terror?

If it is to be, then let it be. It will take another attack on the homeland to quell the chattering of chipmunks and to restore America's righteous rage and singular purpose to prevail.

Don't you people understand? The chipmunks are chattering! It's keeping me up all night! I can't sleep for the constant, constant chattering! I'd kill for a good night's sleep!

Come on you lazy terrorists, do your part, will you? What are ya, yella? How can we heal America unless you keep on hurting us? Duh!