Saturday, April 17, 2010

Apparently god thinks the United States is in Europe

You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes — airspace has more affected — than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they’re telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they’re telling people, “There aren’t any seats until at least April 22nd,” basically a week from now. It’s got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking.  -- Rush Limbaugh

Actually, *I* think it's God telling stupid douchebags to STFU.

I wonder which of us has a better chance of being correct?

2 comments:

Eric Haas said...

Well, we’ve already established that God has lousy aim…

Marc Schneider said...

Eric,

LOL!

Well, God is punishing the original socialists for giving the idea to Americans.

Reading some of the comments after the blog post of Limbaugh's comments, it occurs to me that he says some of these things just to rile liberals. And it works.