Friday, July 02, 2010


Michael Steele, Chairman of the Republican Party, recently spoke about Afghanistan:


STEELE: Keep in mind again, federal candidates, this was a war of Obama’s choosing. This is not something the United States had actively prosecuted or wanted to engage in. [...]

It was the president who was trying to be cute by half by flipping a script demonizing Iraq, while saying the battle really should be in Afghanistan. Well, if he’s such a student of history, has he not understood that you know that’s the one thing you don’t do, is engage in a land war in Afghanistan? All right, because everyone who has tried, over a thousand years of history, has failed. And there are reasons for that. There are other ways to engage in Afghanistan.


Steele apparently has been bonked on the head and forgotten most of the past ten years, included who started the Afghan war and failed to prosecute it fully. 

And when he awoke from his bonking, he realized that all he had to do was kidnap Michelle Obama, transport her across the sea, up the Cliffs of Insanity, and to the neighboring country of Guilder, and Florin could declare war at once!  Michael Steele’s position as the head of the Republican party may be mostly dead at this point.


Paul Seegers said...

Well if Clinton and Carter had not crashed the planes in to the two towers on 11-9, then maybe the gays would have broke the oil well in the Gulf of Mexico (needs to be renamed the Conservative Gulf of Jesus).

CJ said...

I am so embarrassed that idiot is from Maryland